Disfunction

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Rusnning late
Hair a mess
Hasent eanten breakfsta
Stains on her dress

Shoes on the rwong feet
Lunch salpped together
Quicker than she thought
She could evre

Manage to complete
A tsak like that
Oh there she gsoes
Ms. Mally Mack

Cat'n spell a word
Tries hadr to rhyme
Ms. Mally Mack
Is just never on time

Slieds into her seat
A couple minutes after
Attendance was tken
And now theres laughter

Teacher shakes her head
With a  soryy sigh
Little Mally Mack
Began to cry

Shuffles her feet
Out the saem sdoor
Feels tired and hveay
Limbs so sore

Principle passes
In the hall onec more
"Oh sweet girl,
There's a solution I'm sure."

"Cat'n spell a word
Tries hadr to rhyme
I'm Ms. Mally Mack
Just never on time"

"Don’t cry, don’t fret"
Principle said
"There's hope for you,
Light ahead

"Some people are punctual
Accurate to a fault
Tick every box
Each I's got a dot

"But when it comes to passion
Spontaneity and ideas
We turn to you, Mally dear,
You're an inventor, it's just so clear!"

And that is how
Ms. Mally Mack
Recognized the function
In the disfunction

Good lcuk to you,
Mallys the world over
'cause when someone needs new soltuion
The world is your oyster

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